I am in love with Larry David.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I have a no-apology policy.

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love

The moment you become conscious of your unconscious state, you’re instantly transformed!

Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second.

All science touches on art; all art has its scientific side.

If monarchy is corrupting - and it is - wait till you see what overt empire does to us.

I let go of the past and choose to accept every situation as being for me and not against me.

She press'd his hand in slumber; so once more He could not help but kiss her and adore.

It's a lifetime effort, trying to understand the way our minds work, and make it work in your favor and not against you.

A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many.

I've learned so much from my professors and have been fortunate to have had so many good ones, including Frederick and Steven Barthelme, Edward Carey, Jim Magnuson, and Elizabeth McCracken.

And I want to rock your gypsy soul Just like way back in the days of old And magnificently we will fold into the mystic