I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I think the closest thing to a time machine that I've ever found is the Children's section of a library.

To be enlightened is to know oneself and not run away.

Vision, not need, is what attracts money.

Bitterness imprisons victory .

The Bible stresses that a marriage ideally should be a picture or a reflection of Christ's love for His people.

It's like we're a catastrophe waiting to happen.

I trust kids far more than I do adults. Kids give you the honest opinion. They tell the truth.

the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

Stem cells are like toenail clippings with a better career plan.

Once you become a vegan, the food of the world opens up to you.