I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it.

The more trouble you get a man into, the more comedy you get out of him.

The man who tries to be funny is lost. To lose one's naturalness is always to lose the sympathy of your audience.

The pain was considerable, but trivial compared with my mental state.

Tate University - A large football stadium, with a college attached.

Oh, sometimes I like to put the sand of doubt into the oyster of my faith." (Br. Cadfael)

Sam's light-cycle, the car, and the jets are new of course, and other stuff. The new ones are sleeker and so contemporary, that if you could put them in a car design show they would hold up.

An author ought to write for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the schoolmaster of ever afterwards.

There is no racial or religious prejudice among people in the theater. The only prejudice is against bad actors, especially successful ones.

Destiny is what every human being creates for oneself. Fate is when you fail to create your own destiny.

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born.

If you are kind to an enemy, you cannot hate him.

Never, never tell jokes about a man with easy access to weapons of mass destruction.

I have a lot of connection to Pataudi. I have spent a lot of time there and I love the place very much, but at no point, do I consider myself a Nawab.

The only safe ruler is he who has learned to obey willingly.