I am limited by what I can think of to do-my choices are not so great.

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem and you're screwed.

That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.

If it's not too late, make it a cheese-burger

What would we do if we didn't try? We have to try.

You don't have to have anything in common with people you've known since you were five. With old friends, you've got your whole life in common.

Barbecue sauce is like a beautiful woman. If it's too sweet, it's bound to be hiding something.

Home is where my horse is.

When you have a solid upbringing and a strong sense of place, that sustains you. My sense of home never leaves me.

You can't second-guess your audience. You can only do what you think is right. If you do that, your audience will appreciate you.

Man, I need to impress her, cause I'd like to undress her.

If I am ever in the position where I wish to seduce someone I will simply assure her it’s better than rats.

Every woman should have access to the healthcare that she needs.

American leaders worry about the security of their country. Israeli leaders worry about the survival of their country.

I feel not a person but an instrument of destiny.

It was very, very challenging being on this thing called the gimbal. It would throw you around, give you whiplash, and they'd tie you down.

A snow yeare, a rich yeare.

Life's not fair; why should I be?

Repaying the debt of these ultimate sacrifices seems nearly impossible but we must try.

There is a systematic flocci-nauci-nihili-pilification of all other aspects of existence that angers me.

I'm a geek of all general types. I like a little bit of everything, I love comic books, I love pro-wrestling, I love video games.