I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I am getting by doing just the bare minimum and it takes up so many hours of my waking day.

Life is a lesson that must never be taken for granted.

Nothing fails like success—because the self-imposed task of our society and all its members is a contradiction: to force things to happen which are acceptable only when they happen without force.

Excessive indulgence to others, especially to children is in fact only self-indulgence under an alias.

You're one of 6.5 billion people now on the planet, and 99.9 percent of your genes are the same as everyone else's.

I train for the first shot – it’s all I need.

By acquiring all of your furniture from different eras and places and things that are expensive and inexpensive, it will make your end product have a great spirit.

I can show you where to dig, and what to dig for, but the digging you must do for yourself.

I have come to light the lamp of love in your hearts, to see that it shines day by day with added luster.

Don't judge me, you could be me in another life.