I am married but I've yet to meet my wife, and she is dead. Such is the life of a time-traveler... complicated, that is.

An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion.

Without Knowledge, Skill cannot be focused. Without Skill, Strength cannot be brought to bear and without Strength, Knowledge may not be applied.

True love never has a happy ending, because there is no ending to true love.

Bury my body and don't build any monument. Keep my hands out so the people know the one who won the world had nothing in hand when he died.

In the end, when it's over, all that matters is what you've done.

May God keep you away from the venom of the cobra, the teeth of the tiger, and the revenge of the Afghans.

Let us conduct ourselves so that all men wish to be our friends and all fear to be our enemies.

There is nothing impossible to him who will try.

With the wings of love, flyin the imaginative and joyful blue sky.

Frog has no nerves. Frog is as old as a cockroach. Frog is my father's genitals. Frog is a malformed doorknob. Frog is a soft bag of green.

Jealousy, the old worm that bites.

When Satan attacks you, command him in the Name of Jesus to bend his neck. On the back of it you'll find there's a nail scarred foot print!

I could never have gone to Africa another way and had the same experience. It was my job and my joy at the same time.

Courses can, and should, incorporate the excitement and fun of programming games, apps or even real digital devices.

Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong.

Dope and diamonds, dope and diamonds, that's all that I want

Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her.

Man's brain may be compared to an electric battery...a group of electric batteries will provide more energy than a single battery.