I am more faithful than I intended to be!

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.

All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness.

It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup.

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it... Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.

Caged birds accept each other, but flight is what they long for.

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

Life is an unanswered question, but let's still believe in the dignity and importance of the question.

A prayer for the wild at heart kept in cages.

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families

Sometimes, challenging a person to do their best is the most kind and compassionate thing you can do for them.

I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Falling out of love is like losing weight. It's a lot easier putting it on than taking it off.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

Ruud Gullit was able to impose his multi-lingual skills on this match.

Wealth hath never given happiness, but often hastened misery.

It didn't happen, but I feel fortunate for the two chances we had and it's just a shame we didn't go to a World Series for Cub fans.

When you kill somebody's little sister with a missile, he's going to hate you forever. And the next generation will hate you even more.

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!

I figure if I just stay true to myself and I am the Whitney that I've always been, people will look at me not as Whitney from the show, but as a human being.