I am naturally fond of adventure, a little ambitious, and a good deal romantic - but patriotism was the true secret of my success.

Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.

All problems, though appearing outside of you, must be resolved within YOU.

Real love ought to be more like a tree and less like a flower.

She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke.

It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one.

I think that comedians, more than any other type of celebrity, have to keep their humour and keep their feet on the ground. If they start taking themselves too seriously, they're heading for a fall.

We are all experiments in enthusiasms, narrow and preordained.

As a man, if you got a problem with somebody, you sit down face to face and you talk to them eye to eye. And you hash it out and move on.

I realized you can always make money; you just do a lot of things.

The figures of the past go cloaked. They walk in mist and rain and snow And go, go slowly, but they go.