I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

God is most important in everything

Heaven without love : what a hell. (Paradis sans amour : voilà ce qu'est l'enfer)

When a person is down in the world an ounce of help is better than a pound of preaching.

I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of judges overruling presidents on national security matters.

A poor believer [monetarily] certainly is looked down upon in certain churches, and yet he may be the richest man spiritually in that church.

I'm uncomfortable when I'm comfortable ... I can't help it, it's my personality.

A game is a problem-solving activity, approached with a playful attitude

Whatever life we have experienced, if we can tell our story to someone who listens, we find it easier to deal with our circumstances.

Of course, I believe in love. Its beautiful when it's right. My love life is like my music.

knowledge of our duties is the most useful part of philosophy.