I am not a human being enjoying a spiritual life, I am a spiritual being enjoying a human life.

I feel sorry for you, Detective Esteban. Because I'm all out of patience, and you're all out of time. I'm sure we'll see each other again someday. In Hell. Save a seat for me.

I was lucky enough to have parents that took me out from country to country and go to school and learn how to be a better person.

Doing an injury puts you below your enemy; revenging one make you but even with him; forgiving it sets you above him.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

It is worth a lot of bother to be able to think properly.

I think people should start to practice the words 'President Romney.'

Most good fiction also has a character the writer seems to know more deeply than anyone can actually be known in life, but a few unusual writers can make something great without that.

Baseball is already the world's most tranquil sport. It is probably the only active sport where you are not seriously required to be alive to play.

Modern Hinduism, modern Jainism, and Buddhism branched off at the same time. For some period, each seemed to have wanted to outdo the others in grotesqueness and humbuggism.

Building a better life for every child is a lot harder than becoming a world champion. Both goals take dedication and commitment.