I am not a politician and I have no intention of being one.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

You want Change, today we'll show you Change!Here's your democracy, your human rights, eat it, eat eat eat!

No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it.

People in big empty places are likely to behave very much as the gods did on Olympus.

Unfortunately it is the weak who destroy the strong.

Happiness hides in life’s small details. If you’re not looking, it becomes invisible.

One whispered yes becomes the wind song over an ocean of no's.

Japanese architecture is very much copied in this country and in Europe.

When I kiss a girl for a part, people think it's sexy. But if two guys kiss, suddenly there's a backlash. It's a double standard.

My only day off is the day I pitch.

Marriage is an excercise in learning our flaws everyday