I am not a second option person. It is that or nothing. If it is not the way I see it I prefer not to see it.

Sunglasses are like eye shadow: They make everything look younger and pretty

I like the idea of craziness with discipline.

Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish.

Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

One is never over-dressed or underdressed with a Little Black Dress.

What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.

Youthfulness is about how you live not when you were born.

I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.

Greasy burgers and fries are so much more delicious than swallowing a cow whole.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

Prayer is a cry of distress, a demand for help, a hymn of love.

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

Firth - all dodgy 'tache and frantic eyebrows - has got the sexual allure of a man who runs a swingers' club in Surbiton.

Baptism by water leads to the authorized opportunity for the constant companionship of the third member of the Godhead.

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.

If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.

Retiring was scary and it was tough to give up gymnastics, but so many great opportunities have come from it that I never expected.