I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.

I stand, and wait among the sea foam. I swim in my own tears-I sing without my voice. I do not reach for higher ground, because I have lapped in the churning waters.

People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.

You don't need notes... you either do it ... or you either you don't do it.

There is a French proverb: To live happy, live hidden. Where can Brigitte Bardot hide?

The book trade is a spiritual barometer of a nations well-being.

The first word about you is that you received this life.

I have a lot of stuff that I never published because I always had a sense that novels were not finally going to be the way I made my living, because the form was dying commercially.

This life has been a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received actual instructions on where to go and what to do.