I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

Foolishness is not a lack of resources, it's the lack of wisdom.

Aim high to achieve excellence. Be determined to succeed. Use self-discipline to achieve golden excellence.

Kindness is all we have to give others

Of the 50 largest companies in the United States, you are the only woman CEO. Why?

There will be no proof that I ever was a writer.

I always beat Jankovic so who do you think I want to play?

Even nothing cannot last forever.

I don't know, on a sitcom, and in theatre especially, you have to really be listening to an audience. And if you're losing them, you can hear the sniffs, and the playbills shuffling and whatnot.

Depression is to me as daffodils were to Wordsworth.

Democracy is like a raft: It won't sink, but you will always have your feet wet.