I am not, and never have been, a man of the right. My position was on the left and is now in the centre of politics.

Together in Britain we have lit a flame that the ages shall not extinguish. Guard that sacred flame my brother Blackshirts until it illuminates Britain and lights again the Paths of Mankind.

There are periods in history when change is necessary, and other periods when it is better to keep everything for the time as it is. The art of life is to be in the rhythm of your age.

Ideas in a void have never appealed to me; action must follow thought or political life is meaningless.

A prophet or an achiever must never mind an occasional absurdity, it is an occupational risk.

the old axiom that 'all power corrupts' has doubtful validity, because it derives from our neglect of Plato's advice to find men carefully and train them by methods which make them fit for heroes.

Can't' will be the epitaph of the British Empire - unless we wake up in time.

Great men of action... never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job, and at times they all are.

We have lost the good old British spirit. Instead we have American journalism and black-shirted buffoons making a cheap imitation of ice-cream sellers.

Branding is simply pattern recognition, established across multiple tiers of application and fueled by the energy of money.

I think political correctness is a moving line.

Teaching writing is a hustle.

I feel like schizoid is a precursor to schizophrenia or manic depression. I feel like I'm manic. I have parts of schizoid, parts of Asperger's. I'm a smorgasbord of neuroses.

The greatest genius will not be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources

It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.

I want to be the victim of his errors.

Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.

I got a cow that went dry and a hen that won't lay, a big stack of bills that gets bigger each day.

I think the universe was spontaneously created out of nothing, according to the laws of science. It has no beginning and no end.