I am not angry or sad or happy to see you. I could not give a shit. You don't even ripple.

I was raised feral, and I mostly stayed that way.

If I say I don't want to read the book, I don't want to read the book.

Everyone who keeps a secret, itches to tell it.

If I'd learned nothing else in my twenty-seven years on this planet, I'd learned that when someone gives you something totally unexpected and undeserved, you don't ask questions.

What's Management up to?" I whispered to Bennett."My guess is a new acronym, " he whispered. "Departmental Unification Management Business." He wrote down the ltters on his legal pad. "D.U.M.B.

Life and situations will never improve to the point when living a dream becomes most conducive...honestly

I believe it's a cook's moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.

There’s comfort in hearing a voice when the world is silent.

My doctor felt that the main contributing factor was so many years of malnutrition, especially during my formative years, even before I got into modeling.

I have never wished there was a God to call on- I have often wished there was a God to thank.

Gary Shaw says a lot of things without engaging his brain sometimes and it's a great shame, because he's not a bad chap actually.

A lexicographer, a writer of dictionaries, a harmless drudge.

What I do is put my characters into situations that are so precarious there is no way to get out. And then I figure how to get them out.