I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!

There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?

I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.

This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!

Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.

You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.

Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

Life gets in the way of Creativity, but it's up to us not to let it interfere more than necessary.

Essentially prayer is based on a relationship. We don't converse freely with someone we don't know. We bare our souls and disclose our hidden secrets only to someone we trust.

To my mind the election was stolen by George Bush and we have been suffering ever since under this man's leadership.

Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter.

Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

I'm at the National Theatre School, which is like the Juilliard of Canada.

I love my mother, but there has been, ever since my boyhood, a sort of coldness of intercourse between us, such as is apt to come between people of strong feelings.

There's nothing regular about my life at all, really. I don't keep a regular schedule and every day is different. It's all rather chaotic.