I am not going to sit here and say I am never going to drink again. That is not realistic.

I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.

I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.

I don’t believe in all this public-funded health care, we can’t afford it. If you want health care, you pay for it.

I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist.

I made mistakes, I drank too much, I smoked some crack some time. What can I say? I made a mistake, I’m human.

Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can do now is apologize and move on.

Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine. But do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.

Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they’re happy.

Walk around the right corner in Sin City and you can find anything you want.

The people are going to speak. I'm not going to have people who say, 'You can't do this, you can't do that'. I'm going to fight for the taxpayers like I always have.

Creativity is the only way a man can ever experience motherhood.

I totally don't know what to do." He got up and started pacing. "Am I supposed to get you a present? Or maybe a card. I'm completely lost.

I do belong on stage.

One of the problems with technology is that no photograph, as superb and outstanding as it may be, will ever be as satisfying as the most middle-rate painting.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

As an artist, everybody has the opportunity to celebrate and speak their truth.

I don't like to plan anything.

Well I wasn't really attacking the religious beliefs [in the song 'The Vatican Rag'], I was attacking the formality of the rituals of the Catholic church; however, people took it wrongly.

A man must be strong enough to mold the peculiarity of his imperfections into the perfection of his peculiarities.

Most men have a good memory for facts connected with their own pursuits.