I am not good at deception, ' said Tuesday gloomily, flushing.Right, my boy, right, ' said the President with a ponderous heartiness, 'You aren't good at anything.

Moderate strength is shown in violence, supreme strength is shown in levity.

He wondered why the pelican was the symbol of charity, except it was that it wanted a good deal of charity to admire a pelican.

Even the moon is only poetical because there is a man in the moon.

The most poetical thing in the world is not being sick.

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid.

He had found the thing which the modern people call Impressionism, which is another name for that final scepticism which can find no floor to the universe.

The moderns say we must not punish heretics. My only doubt is whether we have the right to punish anybody else.

He seemed like a walking blasphemy, a blend of the angel and the ape.

Oh, most unhappy man, ' he cried, 'try to be happy! You have red hair like your sister.'My red hair, like red flames, shall burn up the world, ' said Gregory.

I like people that enjoy life, 'cause I do the same.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.

In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it and read what it says: 'When color of card matches color of sky, FLY!'"

What would happen to the Weather Channel's ratings if all the sudden people weren't scared anymore?"

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

It's a typical story: you think of something, it stays in the back of your head for a while, and then you finally do it.

Sephora is a mecca for cosmetics, and it supports what I enjoy: You go into the store, and touch it, and try it, and love it. I've never bought anything on the Internet. I like experience.

The idealism of the left is a very selfish idealism. In their war against 'the rich' and big business, they don't care how much collateral damage there is to workers who end up end up unemployed.

I've never been a teacher in my life.

What relationship can you have with yourself if you systematically hand your genitals over to someone else?