I am not one of these people who instantly takes umbrage when he's corrected or - I love being corrected.

You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

K is for "Kenghis Khan"; He was a very nice person. History has no record of him. There is a moral in that, somewhere.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles.

You must never be afraid to go there.

They minute people fall in love they become liars.

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?

Great companies in the way they work, start with great leaders.

The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Don't store unnecessary data, keep an eye on what's happening, and don't take unnecessary risks.

Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.

Interviewing is in some ways the art of memory.

Of all the scamps society knows, the traditional good fellow is the most despicable.

The lazy man aims at nothing, and generally hits it.

I try to just take in every moment of being alive.

I have never thought of Angelina Jolie except the last time I saw one of her movies. I think that was years ago. It is so far away from the place I'm in right now to think of think of any celebrity.

The world is tired, the year is old, The faded leaves are glad to die.