I am not primarily an entrepreneurial businessman. I'm primarily a playboy philosopher.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

Dress yourself in the silks of benevolence because kindness makes you beautiful.

Neither compares nor competes.

No morality can be founded on authority, even if the authority were divine.

People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.

There are lying looks, as well as lying words; dissembling smiles, deceiving signs, and even a lying silence.

How much rationality and higher protection there is in such self-deception, and how much falseness I still require in order to allow myself again and again the luxury of my sincerity.

Because of my job, my hair gets played with a lot on set, so I try to give it little bit of breathing space when Im not working.

Those who boast are seldom the great.

I'm only seven, although I died In Hiroshima long ago, I'm seven now as I was then - When children die, they do not grow.

Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.