I am not pro-abortion any more than I am pro-appendectomy.

I want to make my contribution to humanity so that there will be no more Auschwitzes. Children who are born wanted and are given love and attention will not build concentration camps.

Every child a wanted child; every mother a willing mother.

The fact that some people are opposed on religious grounds mainly, well, that doesn't bother me as long as they're not allowed to influence other people by force or by whatever other means.

If you search enough, you will find.

Young people, look to your Bible when thinking about any matter, including getting married.

I wonder if a fish'sOne and only wish isThat other fish will never say, "This fish is sure delicious!

You want to go to a place where you never lose anything and you keep gaining many things? Go to the Land Of Literature where you gain new paths, new ideas, new lives, new goals, and new souls!

Everything that is good in the day is even better in the night.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I want to find myself a girl who can show me what laughter means, and we'll fill in the missing numbers in each others paint-by-numbers dreams.

In general, comedians are attracted to vice.

A man who goes forth to take the life of another whom he does not know must believe only one thing: that by his act he will change the course of history.