I am not retiring until every American agrees with me, and there's some work still to be done on this.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You are the draftsman and craftsman of your own destiny.

Freedom is found within.

A mind without a secret is with a question mark! A mind with so many secrets shall attract an exclamation one day!

The poetry of a people comes from the deep recesses of the unconscious, the irrational and the collective body of our ancestral memories.

Football is a very short-term proposition. Football really prepares you for nothing. The only thing I got out of football was the ability to work hard, and that's it.

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation any further than it has already been.

If I had my druthers, I would be working in all different mediums, forever.

There is a sense in which a painted stick is a stick in bloom. This stick points to the hidden face of God. Sometimes it points to you.