I am not sexually attracted to women. I would rather sleep with an ugly man than with a woman.

Don't make promises unless you will keep them. Not planning to keep them. Will keep them. Reliability is one of the keys to any good relationship, and good customer service is no exception.

Be helpful - even if there's no immediate profit in it.

Lower prices are not service; they're just lower prices.

Answer your phone. Get call forwarding. Or an answering service. Hire staff if you need to. But make sure that someone is picking up the phone when someone calls your business.

The irony of good customer service is that over time it will bring in more new customers than promotions and price slashing ever did!

Deal with complaints. If you give the complaint your attention, you may be able to please this one person this one time - and position your business to reap the benefits of good customer service.

Man sees what he knows, not what he seesShort story, The Mallard

Being an actor in L.A. is like being in prison: you go, you serve your time, you try to replicate Johnny Depp's career-and then you move to Paris.

There is always a present and extant life, be it better or worse, which all combine to uphold.

I would never purposely sing a song about someone I love, I wouldn't want to embarrass them. But for someone I don't like... I would definitely do that.

A dog pours a pitcher of love into the lonesome spots of your life.

I never met Barbara Cartland. But now that I'm working on her life, I wish I had. I think there was a lot of pathos in it and I'm intrigued by her.

Some girls have crazy eyes. You can spot that!

The little vices of the great must needs be accounted very great.

Religions are founded by what mystics say when they come back; but what the mystics say is not the same as what happened to them.

It's like the basket is an ocean and everything you throw up is going in. You get into that kind of groove, and it's all good.