I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.

A man content to go to heaven alone will never go to heaven.

When we come to the end of our days, the little things will seem so unimportant compared to how well we've loved, laughed and treasured our lives and loved ones.

Life is way too short for boring cars.

A sense of shame is not a bad moral compass.

There's no way I can compete with someone who can write rap or rock and roll. Nor do I wish to. But I've always kept up to date with music changes. I worked very hard not to type myself.

It may be that there is such a thing as racial memory, and it is supported by the undeniable observation that the goblins will get you if you don't watch out.

Maybe if I completely shaved my head and get the frost out of my moustache, maybe I could get one of those serious acting jobs.

Take a moment each day to focus on the good, and then try to carry that with you throughout the day, because while bangs don't look good on everyone, confidence does.

Moments of compassion are the most holy moments of life.

There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two.