I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I'd love to do a drama.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows

Many a fervid man writes books as cold and flat as graveyard stones.

As Dr. Sigmund Freud has observed, it can not even be said that the State has ever shown any disposition to suppress crime, but only to safeguard its own monopoly of crime.

Have you ever thought that the only ugl things in this Cove are man's fault, while the beautiful things are God's work? Look at those mountains.

I get to interact with a bunch of young people that are up against despair constantly.

Better the rudest work that tells a story or records a fact, than the richest without meaning.

Weakness, fear and hopelessness died. Strength, power and courage was born.

You market when you hire and when you fire. You market when you call tech support, and you market every time you send a memo.

You suddenly find yourself somewhere and you wonder, how did I get in this room? That happens to me all the time, every day!

Actually, my ideal life would be to have an evergreen tree farm and, every December, I'd load them up and just stand out on the street and sell Christmas trees.