I am one of the lucky people in the world; I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

When a comic becomes enamored with his own views and foists them off on the public in a polemic way, he loses not only his sense of humor but his value as a humorist.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If you want to be happy think about tomorrow but not the day after tomorrow.

A leader in the leader is your positional status in the body while the leader in a leader is Christ in you the hope of glory

I don’t know what would I have done without you in this difficult time for me and indeed, you are right, things happen for a reason and even mistakes help us to be better.

Society cannot continue to disable themselves through their need to categorize people or make assumptions as to another individual's abilities.

Breathe. It's only a bad day not a bad life.

The killer bees have gone, like rats deserting the Titanic.

Turning the blog into a book was extremely difficult, a tremendous amount of sustained, hard work. Blogging is easy; writing a book is difficult.

Reegan scowled at Cath. "Are you Zack, or are you Cody?".

Every little movement has a meaning of its own.