I am opposed to millionaires but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

only full it will be that sees white and call it black

I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.

I never said I will stand, I said I hoped to stand. It wasn't a prediction.

"The people" aren't running anything. That's why technology has replaced politics as the source of ideology. The ideological claims are hollow and absurd, and nobody believes them anymore.

I went and did some things [rehab], and then of course my life didn't change that much [for a while], but I never missed work.

The lows were absolutely horrible. It was like falling into a manhole and not being able to lift the lid and climb out.

I don't really consider myself a writer, but I am writing so I guess I'm a writer.

Grab the good people around you. Don't let them go.

Finding people who get enormous pleasure from reading books is a more and more unusual experience, and so writers just so much want to be heard.

All goal setting must be immediately followed by both the development of a plan, and massive and consistent action toward its fulfillment.