I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She said we all not only could know everything. We do. We just tell ourselves we don't to make it all bearable.

Nothing is so deceiving as knowledge.

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much the master of the world as he who is ready to die.

I can live with the pain of losing but I can't live with the thought of not having tried my best.

Decide to be happy, knowing it's an attitude, a habit gained from daily practice, and not a result or payoff.

I'm really not feeling one way or the other with comedy or drama, I'm just sort of doing projects that I've been finding really fun to be a part of.

I am going to keep having fun every day I have left, because there is no other way of life. You just have to decide whether you are a Tigger or an Eeyore.

If two lives join, there is oft a scar. They are one and one, with a shadowy third; One near one is too far.

If it's done right, radio can just be far more important than television.

The better work men do is always done under stress and at great personal cost.