I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

You think you're a role model, and they (protégés)turn around and tell you you're a negative role model.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

You yourself must make the effort. The buddhas are only teachers.

I never had any special appetite for filmmaking, but you have to make a living and it is miraculous to earn a living working in film.

Another possibility is that evolution selected creativity in general as a marker of sexual fitness.

When I state myself, as the representative of the verse, it does not mean me, but a supposed person.

If there wasn't a way around the samskaras, no one would ever become enlightened.

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.

I learned in grade-school that after WWII European politicians considered sending Jews to Madagascar instead of Palestine. At the time I thought: Madagascar would've been so great.

As the saying goes, I have big heels to fill.