I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in airport].

Everyone goes through their evolution and I go through mine and you go through yours.

The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.

Ross [Mathews] was my favorite for years so I am glad he is part of the family. I have stayed in touch and connected with many over the years. I am very lucky that way.

I didn't go in to make friends or not make friends.

In the career world we are downsizing. That means the one person that will keep their job will do three or four jobs for the same amount of money. You have to be that way these days.

Having declared a passion for his wildness, she had sought from the beginning to tame him.

Who would have thought that a human and a dragon could make such a perfect match?

Turn your confidence and your fears alike into prayer.

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.

"Yeah sure, why not?" i said, making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped to his back.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

I am confident, however old-fashioned this may sound, that funds left in the hands of the public will come into the Exchequer with interest at the time in the future when we need them.

Government [is] an illusion the governed should not encourage.

I never like to do something that it feels like I've done before.