I am right sorry for your heavinesse.

What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.

All good things must come to an end.

The devil can only destroy those who are already on their way to damnation.

The lyf so short, the craft so long to lerne.

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep.

Many small make a great.

Women naturally desire the same six things as I; they want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous with money, obedient to the wife, and lively in bed.

That field hath eyen, and the wood hath ears.

Patience is a conquering virtue.

In April the sweet showers fall And pierce the drought of March to the root, and all The veins are bathed in liquor of such power As brings about the engendering of the flower.

The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

It’s not about how you feel. It’s about what you do.

animals never worry about Heaven or Hell. neither do I. maybe that's why we get along

Sadly, embryonic stem cell research is completely legal in this country and has been going on at universities and research facilities for years.

The men who have succeeded are men who have chosen one line and stuck to it.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

I have the thickest skin of anyone you'll ever meet. No one can say anything about me I haven't heard a million times before.

I just wear what I like and lots of it is British.