I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4

We Americans only voted for George Bush to prove to the British that Americans understand irony. Unfortunately, it kinda backfired.

Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying.

The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.

We can fix that. We can fix anything. So the real question remains whether every problem is worth fixing.

When they were putting oil rigs up and down the California coast, the whole issue of safe energy and the addiction to fossil fuels really came into focus.

The idea of celebrity is becoming more and more appealing to people.

Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue, oh how my heart yearns for you.

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty" group, which includes hamburgers, fish sticks, and McNuggets- foods that have had all of their organs safely removed.

One cannot come back too often to the question what is knowledge and to the answer knowledge is what one knows.... Knowledge is the thing you know and how can you know more than you do know.

How does it become a man to behave towards the American government today? I answer, that he cannot without disgrace be associated with it.

When Martin Luther was asked what we contribute to our salvation, he said, "Sin and resistance"