I am sitting here at thirty-six feeling like I am responsible for the holocaust for all that is toxic and wrong. Maybe it’s because I eat meat, and I stepped on three ants last Tuesday.

It is difficult to create a budget for life when we all cash out the same. Corpses have no currency." -The Years Before My Suicide

The dysfunction was not the character of one person, it was the split of family by divorce, with the ripples felt for eternity by bloodline.

To build a beautiful future, focus on your dreams and not your past.

Many stories magnify a fact.

Beautiful is greater than Good for it includes the Good.

I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy... It's a tightrope to stay true to the character, true to the irony, and allow the irony to happen.

A woman gets angry when a man denies his faults, because she knew them all along. His lying mocks her affection; it is the deceit that angers her more than the faults.

Oysters are supposed to enhance your sexual performance, but they don't work for me. Maybe I put them on too soon.

I'm honest enough to say I don't know everything. You know, I don't. I don't understand all of God. I don't understand, you know, some kind of why bad things happen.

... everything written is at least in part fantasy. Except maybe the national budget. That's horror.

If people were super-optimistic about technology there would be no reason to be pessimistic about the future.

Best to take the moment present as a present for the moment. . .