I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.

I've been training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu all my life. Boxing, kickboxing. I'm definitely not a fighter, but I defend my honor.

My hustle is just too crazy. I’m trying to take over the world!

I don't have to have talent. I just need to have auto-tune and be allowed to have the hottest track in the game, and my swag.

Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming - they're gonna sell 10 million-plus.

The bottom line is, if every single platinum song right now wasn't auto-tuned, then I would be like, "I can't be a rapper."

What real job - what political world - would want Spencer Pratt, with the stigma I’ve attached to my name?

There are more people with cell phones in the world than any other thing on the planet. There are billions of cell phones. There's not not billions of radios.

Heidi [Montag]'s a far more talented artist. Personally, I think Lady Gaga is repulsive and classless.

I got a nice nine-month vacation living on the beach collecting sand dollars, and I really got to reflect and realize that in entertainment, you can definitely go too far.

I don't care about the clubs, I don't care about the radio, all I care about is getting my digital downloads.

C is for coffee. Coffee would always be there for her.

Skill is the bridge between success and great success.

Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.

And so I learned that familiar paths traced in the dusk of summer evenings may lead as well to prison as to innocent untroubled sleep.

I've taken a certain a pride in all of my books. They devour so much time and energy that you have to engage deeply or you'd go mad.

I now derive physical and spiritual pleasure from gardening and there is tremendous satisfaction in knowing that I could survive almost anywhere if I had to.

Well, my dad was the district attorney of New Orleans for about 30 years.

I would rather have been beaten up in the media than live a life that wasn't happy.

Telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever.