I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

God's everywhere, but I gotta go down (to church) to see him? Really? And he's mad at me down there, and I owe you money?

Let's go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you're thinking.

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.

I've never wanted to kill myself over anything major. It's always the little things that do me in.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

The expensive car you bought doesn’t matter, but the way you treated the salesman did.

The work of art is a stuffed crocodile.

If you cannot learn from a child, teaching a child might be useless!!!!

Climbing your personal Everest, do your best to make sure it won’t end up being your Calvary.

Democracies should be a delirium of choices - more options, not fewer; more avenues to travel, not fewer.

You can't really be too calculated about everything in life.

Everywhere, within man and without, there is devastation, instability, chaos, and evidence of some prolonged rout.

Despotism has so often been established in the name of liberty that experience should warn us to judge parties by their practices rather than their preachings.

Adults are only kids grown up