I am still not used to being the possessor of such a grand title. I believe I shall have to start wearing a purple satin turban and carrying a lorgnette.

His friend laughed. 'You missed your calling, Freddie, ' he said. 'You should have been one of the aforementioned clergy. Is this what marriage does to you? One shudders at the very idea.

Either way, he was always staring into a bottomless pit, or into a whirlpool that forever sucked him inexorably inward to its vortex.

Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.

A living body is not a fixed thing, but a flowing event, like a flame or a whirlpool.

This is certainly the raunchiest, if you use that word, raunchy. The roots of Jim Henson, though, was adult comedy.

Common law is common right.

Every day people say you got to move on with your life. You have to move on. And you just can't.

I have no skills. I mean, I can make jokes, I'm pretty good at talking to people on the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I can figure out what makes a pretty good story, and I can make eggs really well.

If you're in the mood for a blushing art house romance, you'll fall for it, too.

Prayer is not an exercise, it is the life.

If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.

People who know me know that theres a light-hearted side, humour... But you could easily say I am cheeky.