I am sure of very little, and I shouldn't be surprised if those things were wrong.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Their's not to make reply, Their's not to reason why, Their's but to do and die.

To be happy we must not be too concerned with others.

The Sunflow'r, thinking 'twas for him foul shame To nap by daylight, strove t' excuse the blame; It was not sleep that made him nod, he said, But too great weight and largeness of his head.

OneBeat is one of the greatest initiatives in advancing the meeting of cultures worldwide.

A holy war is a contradiction in terms. War dehumanizes, war diminishes, war debases all those who wage it.

The sound of a word is at least as important as the meaning.

I thought maybe I'd be a farmer. That was another silly notion. I think I'd last about five minutes, being a farmer.

You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here?

The ego is exploitation; love is service. And the service that flows from love, freely and spontaneously, is non-violence.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!