I am sure that God keeps no one waiting unless he sees that it is good for him to wait.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I have been housekeeping for 31 years and I learned something new on every page!

we have so much to say, and we shall never say it.

She wanted to crawl into his pocket and be safe forever.

Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.

Both Zen and mysticsm have this beautiful quality of happiness and laughter, which I think is so necessary in our modern age.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

In the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]

Great men grow tired of contentedness.

I think that the consumer is generally unaware of certain material facts, particularly the tax risk and compensation issues.

I came from stage in high school, and on stage you kind of overdo with putting on a character a little bit. Sometimes you become a character and sometimes the character becomes you.