I am taken to the police station and they place me in an interrogation room. I am there for about thirty minutes before someone walks in.

The Highest Thought is always that thought which contains joy. The Clearest Words are those words which contain truth. The Grandest Feeling is that feeling which you call love.

Although I think the word "pleasure" is unknown to you. More precisely, its practical meaning". #MilanoVeneziani. #ItalianPassion

When you've got them by their wallets their hearts and minds will follow.

Ought to be easy, ought to be simple enough: Man meets woman, and they fall in love, But the house is haunted and the ride gets rough. You got to learn to live with what you can't rise above.

Absence of failure does not constitute success.

Know someone you hate? Give their kid a kazoo!

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.

There can be no rebirth without a dark night of the soul, a total annihilation of all that you believed in and thought that you were.

A diet rich in fruits and vegetables plays a role in reducing the risk of all the major causes of illness and death