I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.

Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

Globalisation will make our societies more creative and prosperous, but also more vulnerable.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

If we get the capabilities, NATO, along with the European Union, can do amazing things.

You fog the mind, you stir the soul.

Devolution will kill Nationalism stone dead.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

Degas is one of the very few painters who have given the floor its true importance.

Death is the destination we all share, no one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be because death is very likely the single best invention of life.

I don't think the space station is innovative. Going to the moon was innovative because we had no idea how to do it.

It's my policy not to review funerals.

Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

Your organization is becoming hyperlinked. Whether you like it or not. It's bottom-up; it's impossible.

Had Calhoun been advised by me, he would have been the most popular man in the United States.

The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future.

You teach people how to treat you.

A platitude is simply a truth repeated till people get tired of hearing it.