I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

Greg: Scott, great horde.My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to be constantly doing things like praising a dude's horde.So that made me feel better about myself.

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman.

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

The mind cannot live in nature, only against nature, only as its counterpart.

Seeing all lifein perfect symmetry.Perceiving each daywith righteous clarity.Living each momentin purposed reality.Believing each dayis the start of eternity.

Complete happiness can look so much like complete terror that it's hard to tell them apart.

As a former secretary of defense, I think Donald Rumsfeld is the best secretary of defense the United States has ever had.

Nobody ever rioted for austerity.

Our affluence has allowed us to move to a place where we tend to make things pleasurable, as opposed to efficient.

Inside all of us is... hope. Inside all of us is... fear. Inside all of us is... adventure. Inside all of us is a wild thing.

I hate sitting around a table and talking about what a play might mean. I'm the person who's always like, 'Can we get up on our feet and just do it?

Honey the party went away quickly, but thats the trouble with ticking and talking.