I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When life takes away, something of greater value is always given in return.

Women can be strong, be smart, be sexy, be mothers, be wives, and be powerful. We don't need to compromise.

The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

Your body is your temple. You do your body good, your body will do you good.

In all perception of the truth there is a divine ecstasy, an inexpressible delirium of joy, as when a youth embraces his betrothed virgin.

My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are!

Faeries are equally loyal and deceitful.

In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.

Nico, I've seen a lot of brave things. But what you just did? That was maybe the bravest.

A little man said to the Universe. "Sir! I exist." The Universe replied: "That's fine." Just don't think it creates any obligation on my part.