I am the federal government!

Kofi Annan's kangaroo court [is] a clear and present danger to the war on terror and to Americans fighting it all over the world.

The best that can be said about embryonic stem cell research is that it is scientific exploration into the potential benefits of killing human beings.

My friends, there is no Palestinian-Israeli conflict. There is only the global war on terrorism.

The EPA, the Gestapo of government, pure and simply has been one of the major claw-hooks that the government maintains on the backs of our constituents.

I don't believe there is a separation of church and state. I think the Constitution is very clear. The only separation is that there will not be a government church.

It's the arrogance of man to think that man can change the climate of the world. Only nature can change the climate. A volcano, for instance.

A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure, to provide stability.

I am not a federal employee. I am a constitutional officer. My job is the Constitution of the United States, I am not a government employee. I am in the Constitution.

Our school systems teach our children that they are nothing but glorified apes who have evolutionized out of some primordial soup of mud, by teaching evolution as fact.

Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

Ah! Let the soul dance with joy!

The liberal ideal is that everyone should have fair access and fair opportunity. This is not equality of result. It's equality of opportunity. There's a fundamental difference.

I happen to agree with many of the liberal emphasis on compassion, justice and equality. I just disagree that it's the government's role to provide everything.

Love is such an objective thing. I mean, I can say I love my family, or I love my Diet Coke. So I guess, in different ways, yeah, I do believe in love.

Why is it that so few people are truly free? Because they try to conform to ideas, concepts, and beliefs in their heads.

I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook.

Sit mens sana in corpore sano (a healthy mind in a healthy body)

You can't ask someone who is not making that kind of money to go to the record store and buy an album when someone down the street has the same record with same sound quality for $5.

Hold on to your own ideal. . . . Above all, never attempt to guide or rule others, or, as the Yankees say, "boss" others. Be the servant of all.