I am the image maker, I am the magic maker, I can turn the most ordinary man in the world into a star.

The only time I feel at ease is swinging up and down in a coconut tree.

I don't think England is that gray but India is like a long drone.

I'm the mirror to your mood, you hate me and I hate you.

Learn to be positive, it's your only chance.

Self destroyer, wreck your health, destroy friends, destroy yourself. The time device of self destruction, lies, confusion, start eruption.

Everybody needs some inspiration, Everybody needs some motivation, mix it up with some imagination, and use your natural gifts.

Here's hoping all the days ahead, won't be as bitter as the one's behind you. Be an optimist instead, and somehow happiness will find you.

Pity is easy, but it is difficult to care.

People take pictures of the Summer, just in case someone thought they had missed it, and to proved that it really existed.

You hate me and I hate you, so at least we understand each other.

If you think God’s there, He is. If you don’t, He isn’t. And if that’s what God’s like, I wouldn’t worry about it.

It's not Circumstance. It's not Chance. It's the Choice we make that determines the Destiny of Life. -RVM

To start speaking my language start reading what I read... start reading what I have written. Listen to what I have listened.

You can't really make people be any different than what they are.

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record.

The daily employment of cunning marks a little mind, it generally happens that those who resort to it in one respect to protect themselves lay themselves open to attack in another.

The mind grows sicker than the body in contemplation of it's suffering.

I love being chubby because chicks that smoke pot love me. They think I have food at my house.

Humility is the mother of all virtues, courage the father, integrity the child and wisdom the grandchild.