I am the living Barbie Doll, how are you?

Haters are just confused admirers because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.

Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes

Sweet as sugar, hard as ice. Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.

Be yourself, you’ll be a lot happier.

Sometimes you have to forget and forgive. Forgive them for hurting you and forget that they exist!

Thank God for Redbull and fake eyelashes.

Sorry if we can't all be unoriginal but I have a mold to break.

Don't fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you can't live without.

I probably spend six hours on just my mascara. I like to get that "Hi I want to ******* kill you" look.

No problem. Just drop it back off before you go, " he says, procuring a brass key. "And if he puts on Bowie's early stuff and starts sweet-talking, dammit, you run. You run as fast as you can.

You have to write down what you really want to do in this life and then you have to write down what you have to do every day to achieve the goal

War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up some failure on the part of the adults.

When the remembering was done, the forgetting could begin.

If you don’t write your memoirs down then time will swallow them up, leaving no leftovers.

The sweetest of all sounds is praise.

For all the progress, we recognize we're very far from the finish line.

We understand ourselves through stories, by making stories out of our lives. Storytellers give people structure with which they can begin to look at their own lives and try to make sense of them.

I'd rather see a person with a natural mind and processed mind than a processed mind and a natural head.

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.