I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

It is pleasing to try the patience of God.

Each stage of your lifeis like petals of a flower... unfolding and opening until it comes to full bloom...You will blossom and then you die...But know that this is not your ending.

Time is the wave upon the shore. It takes some things away, but it brings other things.

I may be immortal, even if for a short time. But if it were up to me, I would not endure for even one more day.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

If there's a simple, easy design principle that binds everything together, it's probably about starting with the people.

I think film is a very powerful advocate and message carrier.

She [Kim Kardashian] was always my muse, now she's become other designers' muses.

I believe all societies, all thriving societies of the future are going to be multicultural societies.

The peculiar foreign superstition that the English do not like love, the evidence being that they do not talk about it.