I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Be winds of kindness and be kind to all.

I don't believe in pitfalls. I believe in taking risks and not doing the same thing twice.

My biggest surprise when I became a mom was how I had so much love inside me to give to someone.

One important element of leadership is taking care of the troops.

I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.

Many photographers think they are photographing nature when they are only caricaturing her.

I hope that someday we will find evidence that there is intelligent life among humans on this planet.

The Coca-Cola Mean Joe Greene ad is one of the most famous commercials of all time, so I was blown away when they asked me to be in this new spot.

Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.

The lines of poetry, the period of prose, and even the texts of Scripture most frequently recollected and quoted, are those which are felt to be preeminently musical.