I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

It is that we are never so defenceless against suffering as when we love, never so helplessly unhappy as when we have lost our loved object or its love.

I didn’t thank God. Doctor Carter, do you think everything happened the way it did because I forgot to thank God? Do you think that God might somehow be as petty as I am?

Write me, so it delights me in such a way to torment me.

I sold a book six years after I left an MFA program. In between, there was a lot of endurance of poverty and a lot of fighting off doubt. It's all a part of the process of being or becoming a writer.

Most active mutual funds are more interested in collecting fees than in boosting returns for investors.

All it takes is one person in any generation to heal a family's limiting beliefs.

Computers are like humans - they do everything except think.

For what people have always sought is equality before the law. For rights that were not open to all alike would be no rights.

It is neither holy, Roman or an empire.

Every country ended slavery without civil war; US could have.