I am too perfect for Evening, " Adam volunteers. "But that's all right." He smiles shyly at Aislin. "I am not too perfect for Aislin.

Its the fate of all creators: They fall in love with their creations.

This much I know already: When Tommy and the Big Brains, in whispered, wry asides, talk about Project 88715, they call it something else. They call it the "Adam Project.

You sound like a college freshman taking his first philosophy class way too seriously, but that's good.

High ego makes you think that you are the king of the universe while you are in fact the king of nothing!

I always try to say, 'If you want to help the environment, try to do just two things. One, use less of your car. Second, separate your garbage.'

It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.

It is true that I do not speak as well as I can think. But that is true of most people, as nearly as I can tell.

Being polite is not only the right way to respond to people but also the easiest. Life is so filled with unavoidable conflict that I see no reason to promote more confrontations.

My encyclopedic knowledge of rock and roll is a millstone around my neck.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.

Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.

I'm really funny now.